Tuesday, March 29, 2011

THE FRANK INTERNATIONALE


BREAKING NEWS TWO CAMELS HIJACK CAR AND TAKE MAN HOSTAGE MAN SURVIVES
On Tuesday the 15th of March 2011 two camels escaped from the Washington DC zoo. They were rampaging through the city. People were watching in despair as their cars were toppled over and crush by these massive animals. A witness says “my car was smashed and I was just so amazed how two camels can cause so much damage.” After the camels rampaged through the city they hijacked a car. Our helicopter saw that a man was in the car and the camels would not let him go. The camels just drove off with their hostage. We found out that the man was driving when all of a sudden two camels hijacked his car and didn’t give him any time to escape. The government is taking drastic measures for this terrible incident. We had an exclusive interview with the president himself. He said “from now on camels will be in an indoor cage at the zoo.” We also have information that says that both these camels had mental disabilities. This incident will never happen again says the zoo’s manager. We will make sure that all animals have a secure cage. This man was lucky there is no report of him being injured. The police told us they got him out alive and well. The man’s wants his identity to remain unknown. This man did say that he thought he was going to die and he said that the camels that took him hostage were pretty vicious. The police have confirmed that they caught these animal criminals and put them back into containment. Before being put into containment these two criminals were put on trial but they did not say much. And the police told us that the camel exhibit is now off limits for awhile. We are all happy that this man got out alright. The zoo has told us that the camel exhibit will open starting next month. It will be open on the 10th of next month. So if you plan to visit the zoo do not even bother going to the camel exhibit.

Friday, March 4, 2011

greaser or soc?

Hey there new guy, I heard your new to our streets. I don’t know if you have heard but me and my gang, the grease, says you got potential. If are getting confused about what this is saying well when you’re in our down your rather a greaser or a selfish Socs. And in order to pick I think you will go well with the greasers. Were like brother unlike the Socs. We take care of each other and not let anything get in our gang. But you gotta have guts kids, we will get rumble but only for something that is worth for, if you know what I mean. But if you’re asking yourself. Why greaser? Why not Socs? Well we not be the richest gang in the stat unlike the Socs, they have no respect for each other. Sometime you will fell like your all by yourself once with them scum. And you got no friends In that that group just gang members. Nothing else. But anyways it your choice. I’m just saying you should be with use guys, just my opinion.